A politic 

Someone who spent the first 20 years of adulthood in their mum's basement playing Fortnite

He's clearly a politic

A politic by Mr. U. Dictionary November 6, 2019

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

give birth to a politician by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

give birth to a politician by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion 

My savior Ben Shapiro responding to a Tranny

Zoe: You cut that out now or you will go home in a ambulance

Ben: That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion

That seems mildly inappropriate for a political discussion by Ass clapper Nigga November 21, 2024

Took a Corrupt Politician 

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

Took a Corrupt Politician by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Political Etch a sketch 

To Change one position on Political issues after a politcal primary to make one's self image seem more politically moderate then where they stood when they ran for their politcal party's nomination (For Senate, Congress, President, Governor, ect). In essence it's to try to clear the board politically before battle their politcal opponent for a particular politcal office.

Made Famous by Mitt Romney's 2012 Presidential campaign when one of his campaign workers refereed to resetting Mitt Romney's public image after winning his party's Presidential nomination as using a Etch A Sketch

Candidate X had to take a hardline approach on immigration to make himself look more conservative then his primary opponent. Worried about his position on immigration making him look bad in the General Election, Candidate X proceeded to perform a Political Etch a sketch of his image.

Political Etch a sketch by Libertatis May 26, 2014

Capital: A Critique of Political Economy 

A book written by Karl Marx and published in 1867 that deals with the development of capitalism and its problems. It is generally highly admired for its foresight of how capitalism would eventually develop over time.

Note that Capital: A Critique of Political Economy is purely criticizing the status quo, predicting its development and pinpointing its problems, while the Manifesto of the Communist Party (or simply Communist Manifesto) offers possible solutions to these problems.

'Hey, I just read Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Karl Marx. And I now believe that the only way to create a fair society is by overthrowing the bourgeoisie.'

Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Achill_1337 August 3, 2019