a plant 

Someone who is stoned

My mates a plant

a plant by Sydney brog December 26, 2016

Being a Plant 

Acting like a plant. Used to describe behavior in the classroom or workplace where one does not participate in any way, but instead just sits there, soaking up information.

My math class is easy as long as I pay attention during lecture. All this week I have done nothing but being a plant, soaking up my teacher's rays of enlightenment.

Being a Plant by Xloud February 14, 2008

who gave my son a plant 

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it

who gave my son a plant

who gave my son a plant by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019

pop a plant 

To put music in a music playing device

And to those who would claim this is not real, me and my friends really do say this.

Pop a plant, I'm bored and need some inspiration

pop a plant by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.

girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021

Plant a tree 

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

Plant a tree by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

plant a tree 

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006