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A hole is a hole 

Expression to describe the essence of life. This expression goes back to the early days of manapes. Their advanced brains used their skill, experience and knowledge to figure out this is the essence of every form of life as we know it. With the upcoming movement of feminism, the modern human is abandoning this key factor of life, because females found out they can whine. Wifebeaters are convicted, while they basicly defend the heritage of the manapes, our great ancestors. Lack of living up to this essence of life results in anti-drug policies.
Female: I'm on my period, we can't have sex... and no I don't want anal :(
Man: Stop your bitching and whining, ass is fine, a hole is a hole woman!
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A hole is a hole is a hole.

Listen, at the end of the day, a hole is a hole is a hole. Sex is sex. When you get some, you get some. It doesn't matter who it's with, you're still getting some.
John: Brian, do you like guys or girls?
Brian: John, a hole is a hole is a hole. It doesn't matter what they are, sex is sex.
John: You right.

Society is a Hole 

It makes me lie to my friends...

Any hole is a goal 

1.Something a guy might say when he is desperate. It means that he would be happy to fuck,
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.
1A. Guy#1- "My girlfriend will only do oral because she wants to stay a virgin"
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"

FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*

any hole is a goal 

a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl
you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"

friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"

you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"
any hole is a goal by landerson4 November 21, 2016

Is that a rat hole?? 

A statement to be said in a group setting whenever one pleases. Getting the attention of the group is crucial, and so is looking up in a disgusted way. An actual hole in the ceiling is recommended, but not necessary.
(Looking up curiously) Wait so........is that a rat hole??

If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole? 

Its prolly like 20ft
If you dig a six foot hole how deep is that hole? Its prolly like 20ft
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