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A Flat Miner
A Flat Miner by LordJenal May 13, 2022
Cow pissing on a flat rock
A particularly hard rain storm. In other words, it's coming down so hard, it's as if a cow is pissing on a flat rock.
"Wow, look at them clouds rolling in."
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
"Yep, it's getting set to rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock!"
Cow pissing on a flat rock by HAL 9000 February 26, 2008
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007
Fix a Flat
term used to describe a fake butt. i.e. chick used to have a FLAT ass but then went to get work done to FIX it.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.
Commonly used is the phrase "Fix-A-Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?" Which is said to another male admiring the same donkey booty asking him if he thinks the ass is fake or real.
Tyrone: Yo check out that phat ass over there..."Fix A Flat, bathroom caulk & cement OR cornbread, grits & blessed?"
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake
Shawn: look at that shit, shit it definitely fake
Fix a Flat by bigman2011 April 19, 2012
bust a flat
bust a flat by Annie Molly April 24, 2017
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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