a Fergie 

To do a Fergie is when feeling a girls breasts to ease the tension or to break an awkward silence by saying the exact quote, "These are class" followed by, "If I had a pair of these; I'd play with them all day!"

Peter: Did you hear what Steve said at the weekend?

Robert: Yeah, I heard he done a Fergie!

a Fergie by SJolly7 June 13, 2009

A fergie 

A girl that kinda looks like a man but shes still hot

Is that a man?
No it's a fergie. Shes hot

A fergie by Bonny301 December 18, 2017

do a Fergie 

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

do a Fergie by Thevos January 10, 2022

did a fergie 

Somebody has 'done a fergie' when they piss themselves in public, like Fergie from the black eyed peas did live, on stage in San Diego August 2, 2005.

"Haha! Did you google 'fergie wets pants'? How fucken disgusting!!!!"

did a fergie by Nastina September 5, 2005

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife 

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends

I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife by chod69 March 5, 2008