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a crafty 

A crafty is a well lubricated hand job from your better half, before heading out to nail 10 cold crafts with the boys down the boozer
Hey babe, sort us a crafty before tonight will ya
a crafty by Cjbrown1995 March 5, 2021
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A crafty darragh

To cut corners on a task, yet receive major plaudits for the outcome. This can be viewed as either lazy, or "working smart"
Person 1. Jaysus, I've no idea how he managed that, fair play to him

Person 2. I know man, he pulled a crafty darragh on it.

Person 1. Ahhhhh, that explains it.
A crafty darragh by Gemma111 April 12, 2021

took a craft 

When you take a shit and it turns out to be a work of art.
Hey Klancy, come look in the toilet. I just took a craft! It looks just like Elvis.
took a craft by Caylowe February 23, 2011

standing on a crafting tabel 

sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..
WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

to craft a triple cast lobster 

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.
Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

crafting a tweet 

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.
crafting a tweet by mortwister March 16, 2018
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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