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cancer. the biggest fucking simps. you’ll be really lucky to have them in your life, but you wont realize it until you lose them. they are honestly some of the funnest people around, with the best sense of humour. they also probably really like tiktok lol.
i lost her .. shoulda never fw a cancer
Words you can keep

smoke a cancer stick 

I'm not feelin' too good today... I'ma go uh.. smoke a cancer stick.

Miss you like a cancer 

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer
Miss you like a cancer by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

cancer on a stick 

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.
I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....
Cancer Is A Bitch by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

cancer in a can 

noun: diet soda or energy drink
"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."
cancer in a can by Becky Barham November 12, 2006

cancer in a box 

a pessimistic way to say "cigarettes" It refers to the shocking truth that when you smoke you are slowly allowing yourself to get cancer...
Joe: "hey mary could you pass me my cigs?"
Mary: "I don't see how you can use that cancer in a box"
cancer in a box by Justin June 12, 2005
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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