a bummer

when your flannel falls into the jacuzzi and your high as fuck

thats a bummer now im wet

a bummer by robbin January 9, 2008

that's a bummer 

That's sucks a lot.

1. Someone peed on ya rug man, that's a bummer ! (The Big Lebowsky, 1998)

that's a bummer by jeanrochvit November 12, 2013

mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer

monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter

Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)

mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer by olikinne August 25, 2022

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

Suck the chrome off a bumper by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

A bummers dozen 

9 - the current known record for the number of Crème Eggs inserted up ones rectum.

Me: I’m off to the shop, you want anything?
Mate: I need some creme eggs, can you get me a bummers dozen?

A bummers dozen by JerryMinky February 14, 2023

cutie with a bumper 

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

cutie with a bumper by Yoncez February 27, 2017

Ain't no thang just a bumper 

Used when your girl backs up into something but doesn't care about her vehicle.

"You backed up into a tractor??!"
"Ain't no thang just a bumper, lol"

Ain't no thang just a bumper by MsBA September 28, 2021