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A short thing
A short thing by Louis C. 1 June 11, 2018
That’s a short
That’s a short by FratHouseOnFranklin October 14, 2019
Taking the long horse for a short walk
Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
Jane: Ok.
Taking the long horse for a short walk by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021
Throw a Short Person Day
Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020
take a long walk off a short pier
take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009
National Kiss a Short Person Day
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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