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K A R L S O N V I B E 

The theme for the game Milkman Karlson by the youtuber Danidev.
K A R L S O N V I B E is da best song ever.

C.A.R.L. 

C.A.R.L. stands for Cool Assosiation Run by Losers. It can only contain the most awesomest people in it...and ofcourse has an "imaginary" friend named Carl as their leader. Carl is great along with the people in the Carl assosiation. :D
-Hey, have you hung out with the C.A.R.L. people? They are so awesome!
-Carl IS real...don't say he isn't.
-We are losers in C.a.r.l and we don't care!
C.A.R.L. by dizzyizzy March 27, 2009

C.A.R.L.  

CARL - Stands for, Cocks Are Really Long. Used mostly by Females to the extent of the size of their partners. A very rarely used term. Also used is C.A.R.B, Meaning Cocks Really Big.

A "Black Carl", or a "White Carl", used for reference with the Black men's penis myth.
My God, the White and Black C.A.R.L. are so different!
C.A.R.L. by Bffgoodrich June 27, 2007

C.A.R.L.O.S 

C.A.R.L.O.S: Coolest Asshole aRound Loves Outrages Sex
"C.A.R.L.O.S is a asshole yea but he's a cool asshole"
"C.A.R.L.O.Sfucked Lisa very hardcore shit was outrages"
C.A.R.L.O.S by Carlitoz April 2, 2008

P.E.A.R.L. 

It is an acronym for "Physical Evidence And Reasoned Logic". It was proposed by the scientist and youtuber Thunderf00t as a more apt name for atheists.
A P.E.A.R.L. does not believe in things for which there is inadequate evidence eg. god.
P.E.A.R.L. by Anti-life equation December 5, 2014
A really outlandish love,
Stricken to strive sourchful style in life.
Separation is a serpents pleasure with I.

Reminding me of field where I dreamed you and I, we walked on the sky.

Together the water was the source of engery we aurora’d Alive, castles with drawl bridges not far further distanced lied.

The spectrum of color cut sharpess glares through my eyes.

I sit next to you on a crate, as your eyes alline pathways into mine,
Inside you I see me, my true ego and awareness as human at least I can’t decide.

Weather were ever really seperated just congruent to the frequency of each others minds.

I need it I want more it intrigues me everytime.
Every second til the gas light leaves me reminded I’m congitive disaster clementine.

Cemented to my feet I sink deeper in your soul, radiate your chi through chakras all in glance.

This picture perfect spectrum, flashes as you blink the hint.
Back to earth from yonder, your vessel starts to twitch.
Looking in my eyes love I see the discontinent.

Say my name and look around, your soul and heart is his.

Little does playground stomp with you and me.
I’m really quite withdrawing from the emotions I have hid.
I can’t say it unless we’re alone but it can’t be makebelieve.

Can’t you reach out for me and show me I’m not just feeling nothing from your seat.
A R O L by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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