A Maison 

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually

First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"

A Maison by AuxCord February 26, 2021

stay a la maison 

"Stay a la maison" Premier Doug Ford encourages people to stay home amid pandemic.

"Stay a la maison" -800 lb Gorilla / Premier Doug Ford

stay a la maison by γιαΠιστ January 18, 2021

Pull a madison 

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)

Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.

Pull a madison by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

Pulling a Mason 

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

Pulling a Mason by Mbandit August 24, 2009

pulling a mason 

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.

Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"

pulling a mason by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008

pulling a mason 

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.

how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.

pulling a mason by euromullet4 June 17, 2009

Pulling a Madison 

The act of fingering a girl, ceasing to perform any other sexual acts with that girl, and then never talking to her again.

Last night I ended up Pulling a Madison on this chick. I don't think she's going to call me....

Pulling a Madison by scottj007 January 4, 2012