A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh

Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!

by AnonymoustylerB December 30, 2019

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"If you from the hood you know any nigga named Jon Jon is dangerous. This nigga ain't no different. He got a metal plate and his jaw and he beat up a Pitbull. A lot of niggas ain't believe that, Specifically a nigga named jay. So he tried Jon Jon. Hit him right in his jaw. That nigga's hand was never the same". -The Hood Avatar

Jay: "Jon Jon Talking bout he gon slap the fuck outta me? okay lets see then.
Leland: You talking bout Jon Jon? The nigga who beat up a Pitbull with his bare hands and got a metal plate in his jaw.

by Tots_ March 11, 2022

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A man who is very handsome, has a great personality, has the ability to get a lot of girls, flirts a lot, many girls like and would love to get with, one of the nicest people you will ever meet, has a good sized penis, very funny and can make any type of person want to become friends with them.

"I'm such a loser, i wish i was a jon jon."

by Johnny Hobkins April 08, 2009

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