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A Jamie

When too much air builds up from insertion of the penis or cloggage of the vagina causing hiccups
During intercourse, Rich caused cloggage and Sally pulled A Jamie
by Metro johns April 11, 2015
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A Jamie Fart

Where somebody farts and it smells so bad you have to evacuate the premesis
Somebody farts gross that was such a Jamie Fart!
by CheekyMonkay May 22, 2017
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A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
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A Jamie Moment

A Jamie moment is near enough copying the actions of Jamie Slim Jim this can be done either by no-lifing a game for a month or so before calling it a really bad game because Harry beat him after playing for a matter of 5 hours another sign of someone having a Jamie moment is just speaking pure waffle such as "Your head is bigger than your thumb"
Ahhh he's having a Jamie moment, he's not speaking English again to try and some cheap laughs from Aiden
by H innit caaaaammmmon September 5, 2021
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Telling a Jamie

Telling a lie. If you 'tell a Jamie' it means you are telling a ludicrous lie that obviously isn't true and you will clearly get caught out for.
Telling a Jamie - 'I once saw some gypsies on the side of a motorway put a plug into an electricity pylon and steal some electricity.'
by ILoveDanToone March 29, 2010
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Doing A Jamie

Doing a Jamie is when someone is at a high level of narcissism, manipulation and never accountable.

People that are classed in the ' doing a Jamie' category are giant RED FLAGS and can never be trusted.

Proceed with caution.

Major also have many children to multiple woman, many interventions orders but in their words " Not my fault "
Man cheats on Mrs.

Man gives excuse that he only did it because he knows the Mrs was being shady because he saw a whatsapp icon on her phone. The man's conclusion: she must be cheating so I cheated first.

He is 'doing a Jamie'
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Doing a Jamie

Doing a Jamie is the act of getting wound up by a few 'scousers', a stoke twat and a man united fan here and there. Said person 'doing a jamie' will then leave the MSN conversation in an almighty mood; compared somewhat to that of a pre-menstrual female. Anybody who is 'doing a jamie' needs an apology or the world could end.
Chris says: screw you guys i'm going home!
Matt says: aww cmon chris stop doing a jamie on us
by Stoke City F.C March 28, 2009
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