A Garty 

“A gay ass party” - a garty can describe any party that is lame , stupid, or queer in nature.

“Bro I went to the function turned out to be a huge garty”

1: “ Wanna come to my party”
2: “No bro you only throw gartys”

“I ain’t going to no garty”
“a garty?”
“A gay ass party”

A Garty by Buttfucker10000 June 24, 2022

Pulling a Gary 

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1. The act of enagaing in a gentlemens club, champagne room services while the host convinces the party to spend all of the money in their pockets, bank account and also their "emergency fund."

This occurs when one is solicited by attractive women, most often asian, and the party falls in love during their experience.

"Pulling a Gary" often results in a 24 hour period of remorse, followed by an extended period of anxiety as a result of their significant other's potential reaction.

"Pulling a Gary" is easily recognized by surrounding parties and often times a group consoling effort is required to bring back ones spirits.

1. Man, our group had a blast that night. What a fun time! It's too bad someone was "Pulling a Gary" and they are now broke.

2. He was "Pulling a Gary" last night so im certain he has no money, no clothes and now smells like a stripper.

Pulling a Gary by Stupified777 June 14, 2014

Doing a Gary 

-Unwilling to work overtime(unless given ample notice...)

Q: Gary can you work this weekend?
A: Well I will if I have to, and I want it to be recorded that I am available to work, but if other people want to work then I would like them to be considered before me.
Q: So is that a yes or a no?
A: It’s a yes in terms of volunteering, but if possible, it is a no. I just need more notice for these things.
Q: So your doing a Gary?
A: Well......

Doing a Gary by Ed Shears February 25, 2008

A Gary Scaramella 

When you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day

Nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car!

Josh: it's ok he'll pull A Gary Scaramella

A Gary Scaramella by This wasn't Alex April 20, 2011

Pulling a Gary 

The act of pranking a friend by going to their house, and just before you leave, taking a huge, smelly shit.

Friend: Holy shit! That smells so bad! Please tell me you're not...

Me: Yep, I'm pulling a Gary.

Pulling a Gary by Onjas Libsyc October 6, 2011

Bust a Gary 

To take a big, smelly shit that renders a restroom unable to be entered, and that which torments the men standing at the urinal to near death.

"Wow dude, that burrito was bomb, but afterward it made me have to Bust a Gary." "Hey, you in there, Busting a Gary, how about a courtesy flush?"

Bust a Gary by dickmanjones November 8, 2012

Chucking a Gary 

"Chucking a Gary" is term given to an individual who creates the most bullshit stories you've ever heard. A fabricator of the most elaborated and ridiculous stories imaginable.

Person1 “hey man, did you hear I’m paying to be the first space tourist ever?”
Person2 “Bullshit, stop chucking a Gary”
Person1 "nah seriously, and my uncle has 10 ferraris in his roof"

Chucking a Gary by SammyL February 7, 2010