"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Gloveryear!
When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.
This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.
Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.
To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.
Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.