a cupcake 

new to a fandom and they think they know everything about their stan; they're also really annoying and they have auto caps on. If they're on twitter their layout doesn't match, if theyre on instagram they think the followers they have are their fans, they have a terrible ratio, they follow everyone. They stan bigger fanpages. they also usually dont know what a cupcake is.

cupcake: Hey wanna be friends? Please be my friend. I really want friends.

fan page: nO ashgsyaahhah you're a cupcake
cupcake: whats a cupcake

a cupcake by uhhhhhangela February 28, 2018

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

picking up a cupcake by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake 

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake by BL April 7, 2005

go get a cupcake 

commit sexual actions against a minor and/or engage in pedophila

Bryant: "I was goin' to go get a cupcake, bro."
Edwin: "I'm going to tear out the ligaments of your arms and dangle them in front of you like strands of spaghetti."

go get a cupcake by handlebartambourine January 1, 2022

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta- 

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta- by h3h3_B10TCH August 20, 2021

Go Eat A Cupcake! 

An expression used as a substitution for "shut up" or "uncalled for", in order to silence trollers or in response to someone who makes you angry.

Example 1
Chick 1: This shit's great. Think I'll win?
Chick 2: Um...well, points for mediocrity
Chick 1: *EYE TWITCH* GO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!!!

Example 2
A : "lololololololololol..."
B : "GO EAT A CUPCAKE!

Go Eat A Cupcake! by Someone who knows more April 26, 2011