A Blund 

A person who instead of accepting defeat in a argument says offencive things towards you that were in no way related to the argument.

Jen: Okay, seriously , ive had enough with your crap. You know i won the argument so go away!

Sam: You know what skrew you jen! Atleast i'm not fat. I work out. Unlike you!

Jen: Oh my god Sam you're such a blund!!!

A Blund by SatansBoss September 11, 2012

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

stick that shit in a blender 

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.

-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."

stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006

Balls in a Blender 

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

Balls in a Blender by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Go fuck a Blender 

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils

mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender

Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008

frog in a blender 

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

frog in a blender by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

Shit in a blender 

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010