Ablundant

Abundant in blunders. Frequently making silly mistakes that could be easily be avoided.

"Did you read your emails? I needed your part yesterday."
"I didn't read it, I thought it was Thursday. You should have told me."
"You're so ablundant, dude, pay attention."

by Taxim May 31, 2015

Ablundant

To be unknowing, unsure, and oblivious on common subjects; dumb or mentally challange

“Jonas stop being ablundant”

by Reid0831 September 22, 2023

Abundance of caution

This type of caution is typically practiced by institutions and larger private sector organisations seeking to minimise exposure to personal injury or similar legal claims but has during the early part of 2020 increasingly been adopted by individuals seeking to cover up their total panic on realising their previous publicly stated position on a matter of significant risk was riddled with hubris and incoherent bravado.

“...out of an abundance of caution, temperature checks are now being performed on any individuals who are in close contact with the President and Vice President...”

by Connell1968 March 14, 2020

abundance relief technician

a thief who takes from people as opposed to businesses

I'm not a thief, I'm an abundance relief technician

by Necryn July 16, 2020

Natural Abundance

the condition one is immersed in upon consuming great amounts marijuana. one can call the act of smoking the aforementioned marijuana "pluming forth".

Guy 1: DUDE let's go get some natural abundance!
Guy 2: I already plumed forth, man!!
Girl 3: natural abundance (in the tune of sensual seduction)
Guy 4: splendiiiiiiid!

by splendid abundance July 9, 2009

abundant

When something is available in large quantities.

There was an abundant amount of evidence to support Darwin's theory.

by NinjaSheep May 22, 2016

substantial abundance of wiener

A term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.

Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."

by Nick D February 18, 2005