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A person that takes a poo in the shower and then breaks it up with their toes so it can easily be washed away.
Tommy did a Batt last night. It smelt awful and took a while to clean up.
A Batt by TheBattrickPoos June 1, 2018
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maya is a battri 

she calls everyone else a battri but rlly shes the only battri here n she has like 20 hoes
diana: maya keeps caling me a battri
mariam: why- deadass maya is a battri
mirelle: i know righttt she has like 20 hoesss chasing after herrr

Screen Door On A Battleship 

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

tripple a battery 

Nick name for aromantic, asexual, agender people
Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...

sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion
It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?

spend a battery 

To sit in a cafe (usually with free wireless) using a laptop computer until the battery goes flat.
I'm going to the cafe down the street to spend a battery this morning, the coffee is good there!
spend a battery by Davicles October 2, 2007

double a battery

A male who lasts long in bed
Guy from my school: I'm a double a battery cause I last long
Me: *walks away swiftly*
double a battery by Sub2willne September 16, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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