A-5

A paintball gun made by Tippmann Pneumatics. The best of the Tippmann lineup and the definitive choice for woodsball. Tippmann A-5s are made of cast aluminum and are virtually indestructible. It utilizes the revolutionary Cyclone Feed system to force-feed paintballs into the breach for rapid fast firing. A-5s are praised for being the most modular and easily upgraded gun on the market. The A-5 is also easily field stripped and moderately priced.

My Tippmann A-5 pwns your Spyder MR2.

A-5 by GrandmaFungoo May 4, 2006

A 5, 4 

A 5, 4 is a way of saying someone (typically a man) sleeps around based on a tx2 song called "I would hate me too" where he calls himself a 5"4 man whore

Person 1 "You know (insert name here)?:
Person 2 "yes."
Person 1 "(insert pronouns here) is such a 5, 4"

A 5, 4 by Urban rep July 10, 2024

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

erect as a 5 a.m. penis by stockman09 November 22, 2010

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag 

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag by Michael Hunt January 3, 2005

Not a 5 

When something is way, way worse than expected.

Mom: How was your first day at school?
Kid: It was not a 5...

Not a 5 by YoruuXD December 3, 2011

Figure of a 5 year old boy 

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

Figure of a 5 year old boy by Tomahick November 22, 2005

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022