5 sexonds
A TikTok challenge where you attempt to have sex and finish it within 5 seconds, infamous for making incels' delusions a reality by permanently damaging the genitals.
5 sexonds by CasualKetchum June 2, 2025
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5 Seconds of Summer
Kid: Mom will you read me a bedtime story?
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom
Me: okay, it started out a weekend in May
Kid: 5 seconds of summer Everytime mom
5 Seconds of Summer by GallchobhairJ January 28, 2015
5 Seconds of Summer
An Aussie band including Luke Hemmings - Lead singer, Calum Hood - Bassist, Michael Clifford - lead guitarist, Ashton Irwin - Drummer, and Niall Horan - Volunteer Fan
5 Seconds of Summer by Girly Girl11111 November 5, 2013
5 seconds
5 seconds
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you
The baby an excuse
Hahahaha
Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something
Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough
5 seconds
Lmfao
What a sket
All your defs
Pure lies
Unless of course
Twin flame had his arm around you
If so … apologise
Have a nice life
The both or you
5 seconds
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
…
To decide my twin wouldn’t do that
So can’t be mine after all
…
I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest
Again proving there is no point reading your shit
My eyes don’t lie …
Your words …
A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…
Clever …
5 seconds by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023
5 Seconds of Summer
5 Seconds of Summer (5SOS) are an Australian band (not in the same category as boyband because they're all talented as shit as far as instruments) that consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Calum Hood (vocals/guitar), Michael Clifford (backing vocals/guitar), and Ashton Irwin (drums). Schoolmates Luke, Calum, and Michael formed 5sos in 2011, and Ashton was later added. They are the opening act for One Direction on the Take Me Home North American leg. Now, I could go all day about my feels and how much it hurts but I'll keep it at this: these boys are sex. their music is keeps me jamming. cake for life.
5 Seconds of Summer by sixteenandugly July 20, 2013
5 Seconds Of Summer
A quartet of horny Australian young people whose song topics range from MILFs, to mastrubation, to consensual sex. Members include Luke "Hair Game Strong" Hemmings (vocals/guitar), Michael "Level 9000" Clifford (vocals/guitar), Calum "The Funk" Hood (vocals/bass), and Ashton "Beatz Master" Irwin (vocals/drums).
P1: Have you heard about 5 es oh es?1??? I love them
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
P2: pls step away from me m'am
P1: you know, 5 Seconds of Summer, but the real fans call them 5 es oh es ;))))
P2: pls no pls you don't like them pls ur fake pls
5 Seconds Of Summer by pugbugpug August 16, 2014
5 seconds of awesome!
Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?
5 seconds of awesome! by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010
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