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One of the most perfect height for males, 5’10 is part of the height Goldilocks zone for males. If you’ve grown to 5’10, consider yourself lucky. You’re tall enough to be considered above average (or tall in some places), taller than 99% of female adults, and never experience anything negative regarding your height while being short enough to never experience the downsides that tall people experience, while never being seen as short. You can fit into almost any modern car , put on muscle easily and look aesthetic easily (without being short), never feel generally short in public, easily claim 6ft if you’re insecure about having one of the best heights, and live comfortably in a world designed for those of average height. As a 5’10 male, your height is perfect for dating, politics, work, and all aspects of life.
Wow he’s 5’10, that’s a solid height.
5’10 by OOF765433577 April 23, 2020
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The age used to refer to girls that are under the age of 18, no matter how old they look, to refer to the jail time one would get from having sex with them.

dude 1: OH MAN! check out that hot chick over there.

dude 2: no way man, shes 5-10

dude 1: What? she has to be at least 16...

dude 2: no man, 5-10, trust me.
5-10 by playdohjesus February 7, 2009
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5’10” 

A short muscular man who works out at the gym constantly. He is into cars and LOVES the ladies. Loves big bundas and big tatas. They love to snort creatine and eat lots of chicken. Generally a nice dude, until his porn addiction kicks in. He also loves visiting the zoo
Person 1: Connor looks like a 5’10”
Person 2: …
5’10” by MrCoolDud4 March 6, 2023
The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.
Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10
5/10 by cheesguy July 11, 2020
The day the shortest dumbass was born.
Girl 1:” Isn’t this Lena?”
Girl 2: “No that’s the stupid shawty from school she was born on 5.10.”
5.10 by jjy_eo September 4, 2020
A height that neither tall or short
5'10 by Shottie6ft3 November 26, 2023

5’10.5” 

Researchers suggest the Perfect Male Height is between 6’0” - 6’3”, and women suggest the Ideal Male Height is 5’11”, with male heights as low as 5’8” - 5’5” being Too Short.

However, this data doesn’t account for men who are 5’10.5”, as they are below the Perfect and Ideal male heights, and yet are greatly above heights that are considered as Too Short.

When factoring this new data into the Male Height Algorithm, the results become clear.

Men who are 5’10.5” have reached what’s known as the True Ideal Male Height.

The True Ideal Male Height is in many ways better than the Perfect and Ideal male heights, because research has proven that 5’10.5” men wield significantly longer and thicker schlongs, according to studies.
Hot Female with Huge Tits: How tall are you?

Man with the True Ideal Male Height: 5’10.5”.

Hot Female with Huge Tits: Is that tall or short?

...Man with the True Ideal Male Height reveals their schlong...

Hot Female with Huge Tits: Oh my, I guess you’re big enough.
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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