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One of the most perfect height for males, 5’10 is part of the height Goldilocks zone for males. If you’ve grown to 5’10, consider yourself lucky. You’re tall enough to be considered above average (or tall in some places), taller than 99% of female adults, and never experience anything negative regarding your height while being short enough to never experience the downsides that tall people experience, while never being seen as short. You can fit into almost any modern car , put on muscle easily and look aesthetic easily (without being short), never feel generally short in public, easily claim 6ft if you’re insecure about having one of the best heights, and live comfortably in a world designed for those of average height. As a 5’10 male, your height is perfect for dating, politics, work, and all aspects of life.
Wow he’s 5’10, that’s a solid height.
5’10 by OOF765433577 April 23, 2020
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The age used to refer to girls that are under the age of 18, no matter how old they look, to refer to the jail time one would get from having sex with them.

dude 1: OH MAN! check out that hot chick over there.

dude 2: no way man, shes 5-10

dude 1: What? she has to be at least 16...

dude 2: no man, 5-10, trust me.
5-10 by playdohjesus February 7, 2009
The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.
Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10
5/10 by cheesguy July 11, 2020
The day the shortest dumbass was born.
Girl 1:” Isn’t this Lena?”
Girl 2: “No that’s the stupid shawty from school she was born on 5.10.”
5.10 by jjy_eo September 4, 2020
A height that neither tall or short
5'10 by Shottie6ft3 November 26, 2023

5’10.5” 

Researchers suggest the Perfect Male Height is between 6’0” - 6’3”, and women suggest the Ideal Male Height is 5’11”, with male heights as low as 5’8” - 5’5” being Too Short.

However, this data doesn’t account for men who are 5’10.5”, as they are below the Perfect and Ideal male heights, and yet are greatly above heights that are considered as Too Short.

When factoring this new data into the Male Height Algorithm, the results become clear.

Men who are 5’10.5” have reached what’s known as the True Ideal Male Height.

The True Ideal Male Height is in many ways better than the Perfect and Ideal male heights, because research has proven that 5’10.5” men wield significantly longer and thicker schlongs, according to studies.
Hot Female with Huge Tits: How tall are you?

Man with the True Ideal Male Height: 5’10.5”.

Hot Female with Huge Tits: Is that tall or short?

...Man with the True Ideal Male Height reveals their schlong...

Hot Female with Huge Tits: Oh my, I guess you’re big enough.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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