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Someone who repeatedly signs up for a contract with '3' mobile phone network despite their having virtually no network cover and the worst customer service known to man.
"My sister, Claire, is a complete 3tard. She's just signed up for another two years with '3' even though she gets no signal within 40 miles of her home."
3tard by Shmerkle June 18, 2009
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3-Tard 1-3tard 3 Fingers Up :3 3 3 AM 3-2-1 3.5 3 fingers 3 peat
Someone who regards post-movie episodes of Spongebob to be absolute garbage despite them not giving season 4 a chance.
I wouldn't recommend hanging out with Greg, as he's a 1-3tard.
1-3tard by K0malose April 29, 2021
Are the three out of 10 idiots the 30% of people in any population,the flat earther‘s, the conspiracy theorists, the “incels”, the ones who think the color of your skin determines your worth, the constantly angry who think LGBTQ people are evil, and that rape isn’t that big of a deal.

Who vote conservative for the bathroom policing and immigrant hating.

Who think Donald Trump is the Wizard not the con-man behind the curtain.
3tard by In This Corner October 23, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026