#3

It ain't #1 and it ain't #2, it's #3...butt pee

After eating bad clam chowder, I had a horrible case of #3.

by Willy92 October 22, 2006

#3

Euphemism for semen or ejaculate; cum.

Honey, get naked - I gotta go #3.

by EyesWideShut February 13, 2008

#3

A really messy, runny crap. Basically peeing through your butt.

That Indian food really killed my stomach. I think I have to take a #3!!

by El Padrote April 1, 2009

#3

A bathroom function which facilitates release. Not unlike going #1 or #2 in the respect that when nature calls....

Chad's been in the bathroom forever...probably doin' a #3.

by LeahMan January 7, 2008

#3

#1 is urine, #2 is poo, #3 is The Third Great Detritus Export, aka Puke. Also referred to as a Third.

Mike, just to warn ya, if she drinks more than 7 beers, she's gonna #3 on your shoes.

"Drink a Fifth, do a Third."

by Fauntleroy May 25, 2007

#3

To touch yourself in your naughties for pleasure.

I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I #3 myself.

by Jackie and Christa November 22, 2003

#3

When one commits suicide by drowning themselves in the toilet.

Kevin was so depressed at work that he went to the restroom for a #3.

by operationorange May 7, 2013