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I have 3 balls 

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).
My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."

3 balls 1 hole

When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.
Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?

3 big balls

look like we playing tennis, he got a big dick i think his name dennis
"yooo you heard the song 3 big balls?"
"yeah"
"it goes like 3 big balls look like we playing tennis"
3 big balls by Dog Gender January 13, 2022

3 big balls

Yes, sir
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
these 3 big balls are the biggest balls you've ever fuckin' seen
3 big balls by pheadl March 31, 2022

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