6 definitions by Mountain Dew Code Retard
slang for "put your tools/stuff away". generally used by someone with very few or no hoes. however, in some rare cases though, "stow your hoes" may be used to tell someone who has a lot of hoes to hide the side pieces because the main squeeze/SO is inbound.
Bro, get your shit together and stow your hoes.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
Executive Pilot flying billionaire and plain full of hookers: "We're approximately 9 minutes out from Las Vegas, pleas put your trade tables in the full upright and locked position, fasten your seatbelts, and stow your hoes. Flight attendants, crosscheck"
buddy leaving you a voicemail: Bro, your wife just grilled me about all kinds of shit. Said she knows you're cheating and she's gonna cut your dick and balls off, you need to stow your hoes bruh.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 11, 2022
When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.
Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?
by Mountain Dew Code Retard June 24, 2022
I live by the motto "EBBGBN". If it doesn't lead to eatin butts, beatin' guts, and bustin' nuts, then I don't want it.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard May 1, 2022
An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.
We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022
The various communities comprised largely of individuals on "the spectrum" like train, airplane, rubics cube, puzzle, map etc.
by Mountain Dew Code Retard June 19, 2022
When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...
by Mountain Dew Code Retard October 17, 2021