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When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.

From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
Par 2 by Larsonary July 12, 2010

par 2 on the back 9 

A redneck reference to anal sex. Par 2 as in the hole or anus, back 9 as in the course or ass.
Katie has a great course. I really like the par 2 on the back 9.
par 2 on the back 9 by The Rabot April 22, 2007

Phase 2 Park 

a park inside the gated community of Palm Meadows leading a double life. By day, the park is used by little children to play while their stay at home moms gossip. By night however, the area is a hotbed for drug use and teen sex.
"dude are you going to phase 2 park for the party tonight?"
"dude i totally fucked her in phase two park"
"my god man we drank so much in phase two park"
Phase 2 Park by Shivownz and Marcos February 8, 2009
When one stuffs a suitcase with a midget and throws it out a 3 story window
I just 2 para'd that annoying midget.
2 para by Matheowj May 14, 2015

UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1 

- *2nd Gen.*

Everything was still peaceful, sort of. Until Utmv's fate was traced. Wolf was not the owner anymore, and JerryCookies, had replaced him, until wolf posted a file, containing the game's source code, which supposedly had a trojan + a keylogger in it, but there are rumors saying that it never had any of those, and it was only a fact spread to manipulate the community users. Wolf could no more be trusted, but within two weeks, the staff created a brand new page for the project, since it's original creator wasn't trustworthy, and people wouldn't like the game to be cancelled only because of one person, they decided to dive even further into developing that project. The new version was called, "UTMV Legacy Version.", as the name suggests, a legacy version of the old game that was first developed by Wolf', but until further notice, the staff required even more members to it's team, since the project was starting to become bigger. And we **finally** had an update containing new skins, new aus, some new implemented features, and some other stuff which made the game more active.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, UTMV is getting remastered! Do you wanna play when it's released in Gamejolt?
Person 2: Yeah, I wouldn't mind had a lot of fun playing it for the first time.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 1

UTMV (Generation 2) Part 2

Further on, Jerry has been banned from discord due to not having the age to be in it according to his country laws, and Ejm shadow has replaced his charge temporarily, the game got brand new admins in training, such as Nicholas, Astric, Medh, and a few more. At the start everything was fine with them, but further on, some other admins from the first generation started getting **way** more strict within the rules. We could not say a single word and that would be warn worthy. And the new admins (excluding Medh) would just give you nonsense excuses in order to keep someone banned, or not do their work properly. Most likely the staff was power thirsty, and would get offended/mad over inoffensive jokes, such as "ok and" + "your mom", which even leaded to the delition of an emoji in particular which would most likely go along with both of those sentences regularly. And this is where the community was not the same anymore, with people getting banned over jokes, warned because of images that were not even considered memes in general, and overall stuff that were not bad enough in order to give the user a punishment. But, after some time, JerryCookies decided to make a brand new recreation of Utmv, called Utpr (standing for Undertale - Paralel Realities.), which would be ran by Jerry' himself, but we've met a "terrible fate".

Continue in UTMV (Generation 3)
Person 3: Ah, UTMV miss the memories...
Person 4: It's the past now, everything good comes to an end. Let's go back inside it's about to rain.
UTMV (Generation 2) Part 2
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