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12 Years Old 

Oneofthethreegreatestheroesofourgeneration: Diggity Monkeez is obviously twelve years old.

Diggity Monkeez: Well, that doesn't make me a bad person.
12 Years Old by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005
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I'm 12 years old and what is this? 

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.
Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

i am 12 years old and what is this 

A reaction of a 12 year old on something inappropriate.
'porn on youtube'
''i am 12 years old and what is this''

12 year old 

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.
Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
12 year old by Whyey April 12, 2021

12 year old 

a kid that is waiting for their 13 birthday to come so that older teens won’t be able pick on them anymore for their age on the internet. sometimes these 12 year old CAN be a hardcore show-it-off to teenagers OR they can be really chill. since they are close to their teenaged lives, they have a sense of matureness most times.
person 1: “hey is that jaquelin?”
person 2: “yeah but isn’t she a 12 year old?”
person 1: “yeah so? she’s pretty chill
person 2: “you right.”
12 year old by smhhh.arcely April 14, 2020

edgy 12 year old 

A 12 year old who does dumb stuff not knowing how dumb it looks.
The edgy 12 year old was acting like Naruto and didn't realize they were embarrassing themselves.

12 year old 

Fuck you, inaccurate definitions about 12 year olds.
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