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completely fucking shit directory enquiries service that seems to be staffed by Indian halfwits with a somewhat limited grasp of the English language. The company that owns them must make massive profits through the calls as on average you are stuck on the line for 20 odd minutes trying to spell out really complicated street names like 'bond street' or 'High Street' to someone who sounds like a character from goodness gracious me
118 118? naah mate use 118 500
118 118 by bigmeuprudeboy October 2, 2003
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the three number that start every directory enquiries number in britan, most of which have an addictivly annoying tune
dial 118 TWICE 118!
118 by fairy nuff September 20, 2003
Got your back, in reference to the 118-118 ads
"Today's just been so shit"
"But you still fine"
"Naww, that's so sweet"
"Np bae, 118"
118 by pauvery heterosaur December 19, 2016
118 a term for Edmonton citizens to warn others that there are heads or addicts in the area.
118 is and avenue within the city where most of the people in the area are addicts
"yo you see that wack ass person there"
"we got a 118 strait tweakin lets get out of here"
118 by $anguine April 25, 2019

Element 118

1. The most recent element on the periodic table. It is also known as Ununoctium or Eka-Radon.
It possesses 118 protons and is very unstable. As a result, is it so awesome that only a few isotopes have been produced so far.

2. A badass.
1. Element 118 has yet to be confirmed to be a noble gas.

2. That guy is such an element one eighteen.
Element 118 by LunaticJames October 23, 2011
The three numbers at the start of a directory enquieries service. BT used to be the sole provider with the number 192 but now it has been replaced by many other companies with their services. The list of numbers in the UK alone to this date are:

118000 118005 118006 118008 118019 118023 118025 118030 118049 118069 118080 118090 118097 118099 118102 118103 118111 118113 118114 118117 118118 118119 118120 118128 118136 118141 118158 118178 118180 118181 118183 118184 118189 118199 118200 118212 118218 118220 118221 118222 118225 118229 118232 118234 118242 118246 118247 118258 118262 118288 118308 118318 118321 118323 118334 118338 118339 118354 118355 118366 118373 118374 118375 118383 118390 118391 118400 118404 118424 118425 118428 118429 118437 118440 118453 118455 118456 118487 118499 118500 118508 118511 118518 118528 118543 118554 118559 118560 118561 118567 118588 118592 118606 118634 118687 118696 118700 118707 118723 118737 118739 118747 118770 118773 118774 118797 118800 118806 118810 118811 118814 118815 118825 118832 118848 118850 118864 118866 118869 118877 118878 118888 118895

While this might be good for consumer sovereignty, some of the services are down right stupid.
118453 for Gay & Lesbian Directory Enquiries? WTF?
118 by Mister Ignorant April 21, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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