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`qaz1wsx2edc3rfv4tgb5yhn6ujm7ik,8ol.9p;/0['-]=\ by jojogottayeet April 5, 2021
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69 - 8=D = (0)
It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
69 - 8=D = (0) by A7X forever September 16, 2010
esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl
This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
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=\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
You are so incredibly bored.
Go back to work.
If you are trying to find a new [definition using the keyboard, read this story of how broke my wrist from finding definitions.
It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
It was a long summer weekend in 2020 (BAD YEAR) i was on Urban Dictionary trying to find some definitions, i fell off i chair and it fell onto my wrist and it broke. The End.
Player 1: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.[j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win
Player 2 has entered the game
Player 2: =\-]09p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.[j,hmgnfbdvscaxz
Player 1: You Win
=\-]0[9p8o7i6u5y4t3r2e1'w;ql/k.j,hmgnfbdvscaxz by Gamerminecraft2000 April 5, 2022
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Congrats! You typed a word you will never use again and that will be completly useless in your life! Like honstly what level of bordom did you have to get to to type everything on your keyboard but swiching between no shift and then shift! Like how board were you! Well you should probly get back to what your sopost to be doing......
But I bet you won't.....
But I bet you won't.....
=_0(8&6%4#2!`}[PoIuYtReWq|':lKjHgFdSa?.<mNbVcXz| by ~Night~ May 18, 2022
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