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Tells - Function: Noun; Entymology: Tell; A private message in a video game or chat client, etc, that only the sender and recipient see.

Variants: Tellstorm (A large amount of tells)
<I'm getting a lot of tells, hold on.>
<Tellstorm, just a sec.>
Tells by Ryan Hamilton November 1, 2005
Used in affirmation or agreement to a discussion or shortened version of "I'm telling you" originated by the legendary Dennis Ononikpo.
Friend : it was great seeing you today.
Me : Tells it's been a minute.
Tells by Dernyz May 12, 2019
tells got owned and "left" DALnet like the pussy nigger bitch that he is.
tells enjoys giving 500 pound black men rim jobs.
tells by Vince Russo December 24, 2003

Skit-tells 

The name tipically given to the treat "Skittles" by candy spokes person Trale Lewous. They are described as "a family of flavor." Originating from the waste from rainbow rabits since the mid-evil times, the treats was discovered in the 1950's. Trale Lewous's advertisements are often seen on youtube.
"Skit-tells is really good."
"Skit-tells is dreams."
Skit-tells by -SHPOOPLE- August 17, 2011

Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past 

BAssically oyu find out what it means cause idk you gook
Horn ball tells a tale of a link of the past

hate tells 

when a leet haxor totally pwns you when they are being stupid in any mmorpg. usually happens after you kill them
hate tells by Rivera January 3, 2005
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