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Erwin Smith

Often you've heard God be addressed in the bible. However, what you didn't know was that God was also mentioned in a series that started on September 9, 2009. This series was then adapted to a full-color sequence known as Attack On Titan on April 6, 2013. Upon watching, God isn't often presented until the 104th Training Corps Arc.

They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.

You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...

With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.

Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.
"No one's slick as Erwin, No one's quick as Erwin. No one's neck is incredibly THICC as Erwin's."

"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."

"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."
Erwin Smith by OurGodErwinSmith January 18, 2020

Erwin Smith

Big eyebrows dilfy commnader dad man attack om titna
P1: Erwin smith is-
P2: *fucking dies*
Erwin Smith by Sious May 18, 2021

Commander Erwin Smith 

Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units
commander Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps

Erwin Smith

The sexiest, most amazing commander ever. Hot as hell. He is in charge of the scouting legion but is unable to fight due to his arm being bitten off by a titan. His face appears to change often due to the art style. Erwin Smith is in a secret relationship with Levi Ackerman (who is from the same series.) He is tall, blonde and has blue eyes (seemingly German) he's a stoic piece of shit but is a great addition to the anime.
"Who's the sexiest commander of all?"
"Erwin Smith"

"Who anal fucks Levi Ackerman?"
"Erwin Smith"

Erwin Smith

The Captain of the Survei corps he can be recognized by the following:
Tree Trunk, Monster cock, Eyebrows.
Look at that monster cock, thats Erwin Smith with out a doubt.
Erwin Smith by KingOfWorlds July 2, 2017

Erwin Smith

A classically handsome man with stamina, courage, passion, and known to have the largest possible form of the male genitalia. He is also typically a bisexual king.
Oh wow. Look at Erwin Smith. I just know he has the biggest pp.
Erwin Smith by Moon godess April 10, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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