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Erwin Smith

The sexiest, most amazing commander ever. Hot as hell. He is in charge of the scouting legion but is unable to fight due to his arm being bitten off by a titan. His face appears to change often due to the art style. Erwin Smith is in a secret relationship with Levi Ackerman (who is from the same series.) He is tall, blonde and has blue eyes (seemingly German) he's a stoic piece of shit but is a great addition to the anime.

"Who's the sexiest commander of all?"
"Erwin Smith"

"Who anal fucks Levi Ackerman?"
"Erwin Smith"

by SarcasticSkeletalKnight January 11, 2015