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.._after by MY LEDS ARE BLUE June 2, 2021
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Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)
I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"
After by Taylah :) June 10, 2014
"after" means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u'll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!
I'll tell u AFTER u told me something else.

> that means, u gotta tell it right after that other person told u!
The state you are in after you party, usually the next morning. Generally an awful look and feeling are present.
Richard: "Damn, John, you look so after."
John: "I feel after...anyway hand me a beer."
after by p-funk November 26, 2006
A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.
In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.
after by Ardella Safron November 8, 2008
1.after, after before and before what happened after what just happened happened.
2.after, is when stupid people realize what happened ,happened
1."so what did you do today"?-"well i went to school and After that i went to you're house and had your mother"
2."right class what is 2+2"..........
After by reb October 17, 2003
The best movie in the world and it has the best people in it, so can’t wait for awc
We love after
After by Heroft and Josephine September 21, 2019
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