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...I did something 

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
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I Did Something Bad 

I Did Something Bad is an abosolute bop from Taylor Swift’s 6th studio album, reputation. This song was the first song that artist Taylor Swift has ever sworn in. The sang the iconic line “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” referring to when Kanye West tried to take credit for Taylor Swift’s success in his song, Famous. Therefore, I Did Something Bad is a lyrical masterpiece that has such an important meaning behind it. Now go steam it!
“Stream reputation on Spotify”
“My dude I have been, my favourite song is I Did Something Bad!”
I Did Something Bad by Taylor_sw13t February 23, 2019

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something..... 

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....
.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

.....you Are Waiting To Process If I did Something..... 

.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....
.....You Are Waiting To Process If I did Something.....

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

did i kill your sister or something? 

Question to be made when you feel treated unfairly, made responsible for something you didn´t do, or ordered to do something you feel not responsible for.
"Ok Alysa, take the dog for a walk"
"But Mom...did i kill your sister or something?

Ididsomethingbadtv

n the vibrant mosaic of urban experiences, "Ididsomethingbadtv," a spirited soul from Germany, embraces the harmonious blend of Taylor Swift's music, a fascination with boy dolls (Zane), and an unexpected dalliance with Chicago-style pizza.

Amidst the city's rhythmic pulse, "Ididsomethingbadtv" indulged in the iconic allure of Chicago pizza, despite their usual avoidance of pizza preferences. Surrounded by the city's inviting aroma, they dared to venture into a renowned pizzeria, where the allure of that deep-dish delight proved irresistible, even to someone with a discerning palate.

In this city narrative, "Ididsomethingbadtv" revels in the harmonious clash of cultural influences—Taylor Swift's melodies, an appreciation for intricately crafted boy dolls, and the unexpected delight of savoring Chicago-style pizza. Their story weaves through the urban fabric, painting a picture of eclectic tastes and bold explorations, showcasing a life adorned with diverse passions and unexpected discoveries.
"Ididsomethingbadtv, with her vibrant love for Taylor Swift and an eclectic taste that extends from admiring boy dolls to savoring Chicago-style pizza, brings an enchanting and unique perspective to the urban tapestry."
Ididsomethingbadtv by N00DLES0UP34 December 22, 2023
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