-007 C 

just 007 C but so much worse

-007 C is dead then became alive again

-007 C by . . . . March 13, 2023

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Johnny C. Dude 

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

Johnny C. Dude by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021

P.C.P.O.D 

(powerful cop punching overload....Daaaamn!)

when a person of ill repute, is caught by the cops right after smoking weed laced with pcp, and doesn't want to go back to jail, where he would presumable be raped; a rare instance of uncontrolable rage ensues as the subject starts fighting the police officers and anyone within a 2 mile radius. Sometimes called super hulk mutha fucka beating the shit out anything that moves, or if it's persons of different ethnicities: crazy ass chappelle looking nigga ripping the heads off of chickens, george lopez on crack or something roundhousing cops in the face, bruce lee jackie chan mother fucker with nothing to lose, judo chopping police cruisers in half, etc.

police: we were responding to a house call about illegal drugs being used in the vicinity of a high school, when we arrived at the place of residence, where we encountered a black male high on narcotics acting in an aggressive manner towards the first responders, we suspected that the subject might turn P.C.P.O.D when we were entering the place of residence. As we were leaving, one of the officers told the subject to keep his yard free of debris, and the subject proceeded to get enraged and attack our officers, sadly the subject killed 12 officers, and 18 civilians before a swat sniper put two rounds in his skull.

Reporter: we will play some of the audio recorded from the first responders cruiser.

officer: clean your fucking house you broke ass dave chappelle looking mutha fucka.

Perp: fuck it, ima fuck you up nigggggaaaaaa!!!,byaaah!!!!!

officer: oh shit run, ahhhhh ...zrp.....zzzzzzzaaah...zzz.....

Reporter: it cuts off there, it's a sad day in america when a nigga goes P.C.P.O.D, back to you bill.

P.C.P.O.D by kipper big January 11, 2013

Plan C 

Plan C refers to having an abortion using the pills mifepristone and misoprostol, or misoprostol alone. It's like having an induced miscarriage, it's safer than taking Tylenol, and it can be done at home.

With all of the restrictions on abortion clinics, it would have taken me a day's drive to get to the closest one, and then the law would have required me to wait another day before I could get my abortion. I don't have the money for that kind of a trip, so I went with Plan C and got abortion pills mailed to me at home.

Plan C by michaelrkn July 10, 2020

Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Vitamin C

Vitamin C(also known as ascorbic acid and ascorbate) is a vitamin found in Emergen-C, drinks and especially oranges and orange juice. It prevents scurvy.

Vitamin C is also slang for caffeine. Caffeine(or nerd nectar) is found in energy drinks(like monster energy), coffee, 5-hour energy, mountain dew, dr. Pepper, caffeine tablets, tea, caffeine gum, and more. Especially coffee and energy drinks.

I had oranges and orange juice. Ah! Refreshing and delicious vitamin C!

I can't start my day without an energy drink. I need my daily dose of Vitamin C!

Vitamin C by HawaiianPunch1 July 14, 2021