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maniacal laughter
muawhahahaha
or you could hear the maniacal laughter coming from the guy who just took over wal*mart
or you could hear the maniacal laughter coming from the guy who just took over wal*mart
maniacal laughter by Fobio July 17, 2006
maniacal laugh
Terry: "MawHAHAHAH!"
Ben: "That's your one maniacal laugh for the day"
*Because you can only have one maniacal laugh a day*
Ben: "That's your one maniacal laugh for the day"
*Because you can only have one maniacal laugh a day*
maniacal laugh by Chronos_wife November 2, 2013
Maniacal Midget
A hyperactive child. Usually a child hyped up on a movie, sugar, or exciting event that then rampages around leaving a trail of destruction.
Manager: Sorry about the mess Joe, we had a maniacal midget loose in the store.
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
Joe: How did he get footprints six feet up the wall?!
Maniacal Midget by Bookstore Slave January 13, 2013
maniacal as a box full of kittens
Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.
I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.
maniacal as a box full of kittens by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006
maniacal laughter
maniacal laughter by JusticePlay May 1, 2022
Maniacal Box of Kittens
Someone who from a distance appears sweet and innocent but once in close range is wild and manic and will pull you to your own demise with their fluffy murder mittens.
Maniacal Box of Kittens by Maniacal Murder Mittens October 1, 2023
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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