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Dick Bag 

An insult or name used to describe one who behaves like a douche bag, asshole, or jerk.
1. That guy just tripped me! What a dick bag!

2. Kyle Rudolph
Dick Bag by Greg June 23, 2004

Dick Bag 

a.k.a. utters.
That cow's dick bag is so full of milk, she can hardly walk.
Dick Bag by fuckthathotass69 January 5, 2022

dick bag 

condom, or any object used to prevent impregnation of the female

e.g. sock
Britt wouldnt let Mike fuck her without a dick bag.

lol britt just kidding we love you
dick bag by Megan and Shelley November 23, 2004

dick bag 

when someone makes you so angry that when you look at them they seem to resemble a large scrotam
1. that fucker tripped me! what a dick bag!

2. this kid i know named kyle...
dick bag by God of Thunder June 23, 2004

dick bag 

A tote in which you use to transport and carry dick.
dick bag by Alanfuckin'T! December 24, 2008

dick bag 

1) A shopping bag or some other type of bag that is being used improperly as a prophylactic.
2) A derogatory term refering to cheap and/or promiscuous person or anyone else who exhibits dick bag like qualities.
Daughter: Daddy, can I go out to the movies tonight?
Father : Not dressed like that, you can't. You look like a fuckin dick bag.
dick bag by craftonite July 30, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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