šlinken

Russian torture routine

-HELLO Soldiers, Today whe are practising Šlinken
-No pls i alredy done it yesterday!
-Stop crying, or no food for a week!!!

by The Holy Potato December 4, 2019

shinken

(n.)

A term used for something that is so dark, dangerous, and complex, that it cannot be explained.

"You mean because of all the deep dark shinkens you're hiding and growing in there."

"Wtf kinda shinken are you trying to teach me now?"

"Ark is just being a little shinken as usual."

by AngelShinken January 3, 2019

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.

Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

by BêñjíButton July 4, 2009

Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

Dr. Stinkenstein

After being with someone long enough you eventually graduate from comfort school and begin to fart at will in their presence with no qualms.(This is the time period where it is amusing to both parties: see Dr. Stinkenstein emeritus)

Pam: Baby it stinks a little in here. Did you fart.

Paulie: Of course, they call me Mr.Stinkenstein at work . You can call me Dr. Stinkenstein.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Stinkenbroc

Broccoli pickled in a jar that has gone mouldy.

Is the pickled broccoli ready?
No it’s gone to stinkenbroc.

by Jimmywilson192 June 11, 2020

slinker

More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).

The slinker is prone to hovering, staring, and awkward flirting, yet will never force a girl into hooking up. When spurned by a prospect, which is often, the slinker will simply slink off into a corner to sulk, rather than increasing his creeper agenda--that is, until he finds a new prospect. Although generally doomed to a series of epic fails, the slinker occasionally scores big.

A slinker, with intensive therapy, may become a normal human being, while creepers are beyond all hope.

Many of the little misfits on The Pick-Up Artist may be considered slinkers....whereas Mystery, the host, is a straight up creeper.

by jsg0603 December 16, 2008