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A person who must take a photo of every piece of food and document it on a social network before they eat it.
Did you see Chris' Facebook photo. He's done a Sistek again...
Sistek by wan-449 August 16, 2012
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Siseko is a Xhosa name given to a child that means foundation. Where something is founded on can also be a meaning.
Siseko is very strong willed and self sufficient. Very active and has very low concentration span,may come across as careless but Infact cares a lot and very conscious about his surroundings. Very smart, handsome, ambitious and confident. Usually direct and gets frustrated when things don't happen in time. Not really patient but humble, easy to talk to and very critical.
A playful charismatic guy. Siseko is very sexy guy and can make a special girl very happy, big on loyalty and honesty. If you got a siseko you're the luckiest woman ever!! Siseko is also a very shy person but burst of energy that just bounces of the wall, observant and has order. Can be very petty and vengeful. But he is such a sweet harmless!
A siseko of a relationship is Love. Siseko of marriage is honest, trust and forgiveness.
Siseko by 3lackMe May 19, 2021

sisky business 

the bassist for The Academy Is..., everyone loves him and he likes to wear tight pants and colorful shoes.
Me: Did you see the latest TAITV?
friend: yea, wasn't sisky business in a taco suit?
Me: Yes.
friend: awesome.
sisky business by Rachey November 9, 2007

sidekick bear 

A grizzly bear that used to overthrow governments for the CIA, but blew his own nose out doing too much cocaine. Was mudered by the clintons having witnessed bill and hilary up to no good with children.
Sidekick bear just got back from a secret mission in Bolivia
sidekick bear by Bearhoven June 11, 2019

Sidekick Surprise 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
Sidekick Surprise by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.
"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"
Siskit by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019