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A timeless, ethernal, immaterial entity from Žižkov, Prague.

He makes cringe memes
Šišek je fakt frajer dopíči
Šišek by G0RN November 21, 2021
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A person who must take a photo of every piece of food and document it on a social network before they eat it.
Did you see Chris' Facebook photo. He's done a Sistek again...
Sistek by wan-449 August 16, 2012
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Siseko is a Xhosa name given to a child that means foundation. Where something is founded on can also be a meaning.
Siseko is very strong willed and self sufficient. Very active and has very low concentration span,may come across as careless but Infact cares a lot and very conscious about his surroundings. Very smart, handsome, ambitious and confident. Usually direct and gets frustrated when things don't happen in time. Not really patient but humble, easy to talk to and very critical.
A playful charismatic guy. Siseko is very sexy guy and can make a special girl very happy, big on loyalty and honesty. If you got a siseko you're the luckiest woman ever!! Siseko is also a very shy person but burst of energy that just bounces of the wall, observant and has order. Can be very petty and vengeful. But he is such a sweet harmless!
A siseko of a relationship is Love. Siseko of marriage is honest, trust and forgiveness.
Siseko by 3lackMe May 19, 2021

sisky business 

the bassist for The Academy Is..., everyone loves him and he likes to wear tight pants and colorful shoes.
Me: Did you see the latest TAITV?
friend: yea, wasn't sisky business in a taco suit?
Me: Yes.
friend: awesome.
sisky business by Rachey November 9, 2007

sidekick bear 

A grizzly bear that used to overthrow governments for the CIA, but blew his own nose out doing too much cocaine. Was mudered by the clintons having witnessed bill and hilary up to no good with children.
Sidekick bear just got back from a secret mission in Bolivia
sidekick bear by Bearhoven June 11, 2019

Sidekick Surprise 

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
Sidekick Surprise by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.
"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"
Siskit by BigPapi696969 May 27, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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