SIDEKISS 

AFTER A CHICK HAS SUCKED YOUR COCK AND YOU DROP YOUR GOO, WHEN SHE GOES TO KISS YOU, YOU THUSLY ENGAGE IN A DEFTLY EXECUTED "SIDEKISS" TO AVOID TASTING YOUR OWN DICK.

AS I WAS LEAVING YOUR MOM'S HOUSE, WE ENGAGED IN A SIDEKISS.

SIDEKISS by DEEMIN SEED September 6, 2011

side kiss

A smooch delivered to the side of a phallus, without engaging in oral penetration.

Just wag your gooseneck, and Kenny will take the hint and plant a side kiss on your junk.

side kiss by Poodlebutt February 3, 2016

Side Kiss

When a guy doesn't know if he should give a kiss on the girl's cheeks or on her lips so he fucks it up by kissing her on the side of the lips.

"I had no idea what she was thinking so it turned into a Side Kiss."

Side Kiss by 34653486 October 28, 2013

Sidepisser 

A moron, who, at a urinal,pisses toward the side, thus is likely to piss on a) his leg or worse b) pissing on your leg.

"Dude your pantsleg is all wet."
"Yeah I was beside Irvin in the bathroom."

"Yeah he's a fuckin sidepisser."

Piss, urinate, pee

Sidepisser by catcherholic July 21, 2016