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A guy who gets any girl he wants. Even when he doesn't try, all the girls come chasing after him.
Damn, he's getting all the girls, that's a Doni.
Doni by XxSupremePvPXx January 2, 2019
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donis • donia • donions • donika • Donivan • Donion Rings • donisha • donit • Donibobes • Donica
"I would like 4 doni"
"What is doni"
"It means more than one donut, fucker."
doni by Dunkin Donut February 16, 2009
He's the coolest guy ever he gets the ladies and he is bad in bed because his dick is small and he masturbates everyday because he's lonely he's also a loser too
Hey look there's doni RUNNN
doni by MrPropel March 31, 2017
Short for "What are you doing now?"

BACKROUND INFORMATION:
Doni was a mistake made in an AIM conversation. Instead of asking "What are you doing?", the person decided to shorted it to "Doin?". But, they happened to make a mistake and type "Doni?". From that point forward they coined the phrase "Doni?", not ony becasue they were otaku and it sounded japanese, but just because it sounded cool.
Matt: Doni?
Jamie: Ur mom
Jamie: lmfao
Matt: ...
Matt: lol
A guy who is loyal and loving towards his girl but after a few weeks he cheats 🤙
I want doni as a boyfriend jk he’s gonna cheat on me
Sailor: Did you see Doni last night?"
Derrick: No he was probably swiping"
Doni by gayly January 10, 2019
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