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A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.
Did you see that girl simping him on her stream? That guy's such a cannur.
cannur by JankuMeeru December 1, 2020
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To ride across the surface of water on a board, propelling yourself with an oar, while standing upright.
He is going to canurf on the Hudson this weekend with his friends, and listen to some bands on the pier while drifting along peacefully.
canurf by AnonmousY September 8, 2011
Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.
I grew up on school cafeteria food and the staple vegetable was "canure spinach".
canure by vegking August 25, 2007

Canurday 

Usually, the last day in your "work week" in which you can "ball out" like a homeless person with $30 cash to your name.
I can't believe how many beers i drank on Canurday waiting for my bus home to arrive.
Canurday by Plizzy Plizz November 30, 2016
Did you get a babysitter for the kids?
"Ya agaraste un canguro para los ninos?"
canguro by Miguel Antonio May 23, 2006
noun - the sound of singing from far back, deep in the throat
That man has got a canurdle.

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canurdle by morkis June 8, 2012