A chad who defies all regular rules of simping and is simped by those usually that are usually the ones being simped. CDawgVA is a prime example of a cannur - being simped by MilkyQueen.
Canned food that tastes like cow manure.
Canned asparagus and spinach often taste like this after a lengthy time on the shelf. Spinach looses most its vit C within 24 hours after harvest, so imagine the nutritive value of processed spinach sitting in a can for 6 months.