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exitstencilist 

One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.
In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.
exitstencilist by nom de plumb June 16, 2009
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tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.
Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"
tires don exits by Piscine September 20, 2016

rapidus exitus 

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class
Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.
rapidus exitus by BIGMARK November 10, 2007
Animosity exhibited by a bitter ex who refuses to move on with his/her life.
New girlfriend: I wish his ex wife didn't have so much eximosity toward us.

Michael Douglas: Glenn Close boiled my bunny, which is a clear sign of eximosity.
eximosity by alicesfriend1234 February 21, 2013

two exits, no waiting 

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
A sub 20 year old bracket of spolied kids and whiners who gank without regret. these asshats if you will, maintain they play and fair game while exploiting all know cheats in the "Age of Conan" MMO game. In the light of such public data they publicly deny any wrong doing. In fact they will admit absolutely nothing.
dont be like an eximos
Eximos by living witness August 28, 2008