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Ástrós 

A crazy hot woman, really hot.
Everybody wants to be Ástrós because she is cool.
She likes to party and make out.

Always invite Ástrós.
Are you Ástrós, omg suck my cock.
"Hey, is Ástrós there", "No", "then I won't be".
Ástrós is a beautiful hog rider from Clash royal
Ástrós by Hog rider woman November 23, 2021
By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
Astros by 'StroMan April 10, 2009
A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.
Omg, the astros just won the World Series!
Astros by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020
The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
Astros lose again
Astros by rlrsltx July 31, 2011
Those Astros lost another game this season.
Astros by fahchode April 2, 2022

Astros Pancake 

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"
Astros Pancake by A Texas guy January 5, 2010