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By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.
Go Astros, or Go 'Stros
Astros by 'StroMan April 10, 2009
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A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.
Omg, the astros just won the World Series!
Astros by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020
The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
Astros lose again
Astros by rlrsltx July 31, 2011
Those Astros lost another game this season.
Astros by fahchode April 2, 2022

Ástrós 

Ástrós is an Icelandic name she is a jealous lady and is mean to everyone.
Girl: do you know what Ástrós did yesterday

Guy: no. What did she do?
Girl: she pushed Nína into the pool
Guy: so? It must’ve been funny, right?
Girl: No! Nína can’t swim.
Guy: wow. That’s mean.
Ástrós by Dog255 October 11, 2018

Ástrós 

A crazy hot woman, really hot.
Everybody wants to be Ástrós because she is cool.
She likes to party and make out.

Always invite Ástrós.
Are you Ástrós, omg suck my cock.
"Hey, is Ástrós there", "No", "then I won't be".
Ástrós is a beautiful hog rider from Clash royal
Ástrós by Hog rider woman November 23, 2021

Astros Pancake 

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.
"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"
Astros Pancake by A Texas guy January 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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