Astros

By far the most awesome baseball club in the national league. However, they got worked by those gangsta White Sox from Chicago in the 05 World Series, the first World Series appearance for the Astros.

Go Astros, or Go 'Stros

by 'StroMan April 10, 2009

Astros

A team in the RWL, The Roblox WiffleBall League. They are the team that has won the most World Series’s in the league, at 2 World Series Wins. The Team owned by RobloxCraftMc101, or Lord_Vader on discord. They almost lost the S1 WS against the Panthers, owned by James5k17.

Omg, the astros just won the World Series!

by FriendlyFire341 January 2, 2020

Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

by rlrsltx July 31, 2011

Astros

A fucking terrible baseball team.

Those Astros lost another game this season.

by fahchode April 2, 2022

Ástrós

Ástrós is an Icelandic name she is a jealous lady and is mean to everyone.

Girl: do you know what Ástrós did yesterday

Guy: no. What did she do?
Girl: she pushed Nína into the pool
Guy: so? It must’ve been funny, right?
Girl: No! Nína can’t swim.
Guy: wow. That’s mean.

by Dog255 October 11, 2018

Ástrós

A crazy hot woman, really hot.
Everybody wants to be Ástrós because she is cool.
She likes to party and make out.

Always invite Ástrós.

Are you Ástrós, omg suck my cock.
"Hey, is Ástrós there", "No", "then I won't be".
Ástrós is a beautiful hog rider from Clash royal

by Hog rider woman November 23, 2021

Astros Pancake

The sexual act of a male person rubbing his scrotum and/or penile shaft on the facial hair of Jeff Bagwell.

"I could really go for an Astros pancake right now!"

by A Texas guy January 5, 2010