Astroshit

Shit of extreme quantity. The highest possible level of shitting before sure death.

Apartment Owner: "John what the fuck did you do? The damn toilet is destroyed."

John: "I took an astroshit"

by astrotomic ass shit November 1, 2011

autoshit

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

astrophiliate

When people have sex with dead bodies on the Moon.

Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.

by not Louis ck May 11, 2013

astrophilia

(N.) An addiction to the stars or celestial space.

Galileo Galilei was passionate about stars he had astrophilia.

by indescriptible July 2, 2015

Astrophotography

Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.

Jim's really into astrophotography isn't he?

by MrDankYT January 22, 2020

agroshit

the act of aggressively shitting your pants after taco bell has a buy one get one free deal on their spicy chicken fajita, side effects of agroshiting may include, lightheadedness, fainting, accidentally shitting your lungs out, or your soul ascending to the next stage of existence, can be fatal. agroshiting can cause mass destruction to any surrounding areas, converting areas of up to a 30-mile radius to wastelands.

guy1: did you hear James agroshited at church the other day
guy2: oh no is he ok?
guy1: according to officials the entire city collapsed

by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022