Astroshit
Apartment Owner: "John what the fuck did you do? The damn toilet is destroyed."
John: "I took an astroshit"
John: "I took an astroshit"
Astroshit by astrotomic ass shit November 1, 2011
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autoshit
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007
Related Words
Astroshit • Atroshitty • astroshot • AstroSpit • astrokitty • Astrophilic • Astrothot • Astrozit • autoshit • agroshit
Astrophotographer
A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1
Astrophotographer by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021
astrophiliate
Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the morgue and then became an astronaut? He was totally an astrophiliate.
astrophiliate by not Louis ck May 11, 2013
astrophilia
astrophilia by indescriptible July 2, 2015
Astrophotography
Photographing the sky, most often the stars and the galaxy but also auroras and other galaxies far away, usually with special equipment.
Astrophotography by MrDankYT January 22, 2020
agroshit
the act of aggressively shitting your pants after taco bell has a buy one get one free deal on their spicy chicken fajita, side effects of agroshiting may include, lightheadedness, fainting, accidentally shitting your lungs out, or your soul ascending to the next stage of existence, can be fatal. agroshiting can cause mass destruction to any surrounding areas, converting areas of up to a 30-mile radius to wastelands.
guy1: did you hear James agroshited at church the other day
guy2: oh no is he ok?
guy1: according to officials the entire city collapsed
guy2: oh no is he ok?
guy1: according to officials the entire city collapsed
agroshit by mr.potatochip2 March 7, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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