500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.
It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.
by rlrsltx June 08, 2012
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Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.
Astros lose again
by rlrsltx July 31, 2011
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