Definitions by rlrsltx

500 Days Of Summer 

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

500 Days Of Summer by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

Astros 

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

Astros by rlrsltx July 31, 2011