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500 Days Of Summer

The period of time that the relentless searing heat and suffocating humidity lasts in Houston.

It's Febuary 1st in Houston, time to crank up the A/C, just 500 Days Of Summer left.

by rlrsltx December 11, 2012

Astros

The most pathetic excuse for a team in Major League Baseball. Consistantly field a shit excuse for a team. Piss poor management, redneck local yokel owners, clueless scouts, and lackadaisical players add up to consistant failure.

Astros lose again

by rlrsltx July 31, 2011