A word used to define those who live in Co. Leitrim, Ireland and are usually not capable of functioning in higher society (in Dublin, to which they often refer as "The Pale") without making a fool of themselves on a regular basis. Often make stupid mistakes, put their foot in their mouth and tend to be extremely socially awkward in most situations. Unless they're milking cows. Being ák-ward usually means they excel at this and other farming activities. Generally adamantly deny their culchie heritage.
Girl 1: OMG We should go to IKEA to get Secret Santa gifts!
Girl 2: Dude. Way to be Ák-ward and mention our Secret Santa in front of people we didn't include in it!
Girl 1: Woops.
Girl 2: Dude. Way to be Ák-ward and mention our Secret Santa in front of people we didn't include in it!
Girl 1: Woops.
by herpityderp November 30, 2010
Get the Ák-ward mug.A more clumsy way to say the word awkward. Used only to describe EXTREMELY awkward situations. This word is also used as a substitute for saying, "man this is awkward".
by Pio89898911 March 27, 2010
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The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.
Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.
Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.
Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).
Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!
Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.
by vitamin_r January 19, 2008
Get the akward mug.When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.
today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.
by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009
Get the akward hall walk mug.When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.
Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...
by hereyagoho May 12, 2010
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Get the bass akwards mug.When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.
Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.
A classic akward arm situation.
A classic akward arm situation.
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